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LMAO…..See How Guys Behave When Babe Says She’s on Her Period!

LMAO…..See How Guys Behave When Babe Says She’s on Her Period!

Chai, men will never change.

2015 Elections:APC Vs PDP,See The Hilarious Adverts That Have Got Everyone Talking

Some of the adverts are pro-PDP while others 
are pro-APC.
Mehn !politics can cause many things. See 
another photo below...
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2015 Elections:APC Vs PDP,See The Hilarious Adverts That Have Got Everyone Talking

Some of the adverts are pro-PDP while others are pro-APC. Mehn !politics can cause many things. See another photo below...

7 Ways To Tell If A Guy Will Be Rich Or Not!

Everyone can be rich but there are some traces you will see in a young man and 
you will strong believe in his financial security in the future. 
Here are the 7 ways to tell if He is going to be rich:
1. He knows he is good at something: Knowing his worth is usually the first step 
towards wealth creation. Baby-sitting, baking, gardening or whatever so long as 
he recognizes that the skills he honed are exchangeable for money.
2. He is self-disciplined: He has the ability to concentrate on future financial 
goals without swaying from everyday tasks that will lead him there. No matter 
how boring or unpleasant.
He thinks it’s always his fault. Either partially or entirely. It might seem a little 
sadistic but it’s him actually knowing that he has control over his environment, 
decisions and ultimately his own future.
4. He lives below his means: It doesn’t mean he’s a miser. He chooses to 
accumulate more wealth rather than to succumb to short-lived pleasures of buying 
a Rolex or a BMW. Someone in the relationship has to make this sacrifice at the 
beginning. If not him, who else?
5. He is a doer: [/b]He doesn’t blabber on and on about how he is going to do 
something great. He just does it. He doesn’t complain about doing stuff. He just 
does it.
6. He is extremely curious: He takes time and effort to figure out the nuts and 
bolts of why things work or don’t work. Opportunity sometimes arises when he 
stumbles upon an unserved niche.
7. He is thick skinned: He has the balls to execute his crazy plans. Whatever they 
may be. Failure doesn’t concern him. Or should I say he isn’t afraid of being 
laughed at if he didn’t succeed. He repeats 6 times and tries again. 
Investing in men is largely based on intrinsic value. You’ll win some and you’ll lose 
some. But when you do win, make sure you win big. So good luck ladies.
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7 Ways To Tell If A Guy Will Be Rich Or Not!

Everyone can be rich but there are some traces you will see in a young man and you will strong believe in his financial security in the fut...

Oga Interviewer, Don’t Ever Call Me Beautiful! (A Letter To Hr’s In Nigeria)

I am addressing this letter to every past ( & prospective HR) I have encountered 
in the cause of my job hunt because I want my next interview to be my last in a 
long time.
Dear Sir 
I'm guessing you have my résumé since I have literally applied for every vacancy 
listed online. 
You may send your invitation email tomorrow, next week, next month or next year 
but just as you listed the requirements for your ideal candidate, permit me to 
state my own prerequisites so there won't be any conflict of interest when we 
eventually meet.
1. I will not wear my Christmas clothes for the interview. 
As a lady, I am expected to appear in a D&G suit with a 4 inch heel shoe to 
represent the image of your company. I'm sorry to announce that's not going to 
happen. How do I gallantly represent the image of somewhere I am not 
guaranteed? 
Oga Interviewer, have you ever felt the pain that comes with leaving the interview 
room with one's best clothes after the HR says "I'm sorry, you failed the GMAT 
so you will not be moving on to the next stage." Or stares from passersby, 
wondering why you are roaming with your CV dressed in a corporate attire during 
work hours. 
That does not mean I wouldn't look decent. I like to keep my dressing simple in 
the event I find myself local pub where I can drink & pretend I was successful in 
your recruitment.
2. My double ear piercings does not make me the wrong person for the job. 
I know tattoos are wrong on all count but piercings on the ear? The last time I 
checked, the position was not a choir mistress for an Apostolic Church. I have 
been putting on inconspicuous studded earrings since I began job hunting. How else 
do I show I'm professional enough? Do I have to cut off my ears? Dear HR of 
ABC company, how would a tiny ring affect my ability to use microsoft? Just say 
I remind you of your ex-girlfriend!
3. Four-person slot is not graduate trainee position 
Okay, this is the first time your company needs as much as 4 candidates to fill up 
a position. I understand you are doing unemployed graduates a favour but why did 
you have call it graduate trainee recruitment, subsequently deceiving thousands 
of job seekers online with the aim of achieving free publicity for your company? 
How do you intend to pick the best four from the 15,000 applications you received. 
I'm guessing you stopped reading CV's after the first 100. This is the reason we 
never met cos my awesome résumé was the 12751th.
4. Be very specific with you ideal candidate before I show up 
She must be on low cut, must not be more than 27, must have had at least 4 
years cognate experience; 1 in a managerial position, must have ACII but ICAN is 
preferable, must be multilingual, must be a graduate of a private university; 
foreign university is preferable, must have flat tummy, must be living at most 30 
metres from the company, must be able to work without pay for the first three 
months ( na so! Is it because some churches are currently running a 100 days dry 
fast program), must be able to market GNLD products? 
State what you want in the vacancy. 
I hate unrealistic surprises after I have wasted my transport money.
5. I won't give you my photograph. 
If I don't stand a 70 percent chance of getting the job, I see no reason why I 
should come with all my certificates if it will eventually end up in your company's 
trash can. 
Sir, photocopies are expensive. Taking passports are a chore, do you even know how 
difficult it is to smile these days with all the brouhaha happening in Nigeria? I'm 
guessing no. After all, you have lots of money and a job to keep you busy.
6. Open interviews? Keep your marketing offer! 
Many people shy away from marketing jobs because of the poor pay. I am one of 
them. (Except you want me to use my blog to promote your product/service) 
After roaming the street like a mad man to find customers, one is offered only 
0.1 percent commission. Like what the hell? If it were that easy to get 
marketers, why did your company use euphemisms like vacancy for the post of a 
'brand activator', 'key tele agents', DSA! Chief marketing technician? Yimu 
If marketing is part of the job requirement, let me know prior to that! I was 
offered a job as an accountant in a pension company in Benin and the next thing 
the HR said was, "You know, this is a new company so you also have to bring in 
clients or your salary will be slashed by more then 50%." I told him don't even 
know anyone or my way round Benin! He said "Don't you have rich aunties and 
uncles?" I said "no. If I had super rich relatives, would I be needing the job?" 
Next thing I heard was "We will get back to you." 
I'm still waiting...
7. Salary is a very sensitive issue 
Please when its time to discuss my salary expectations, don't bring your 
colleagues to distract me. Its no time for jokes. I'm a sucker for compliments. For 
this singular reason, my mom stopped sending me market errands cos when she 
gives me N5000 for soup items. I hand the entire sum to the first trader that 
tells me 'Omalicha...Sweety mi...African Queen, come and buy my yams." 
Dad also stopped sending me to make cash deposits cos when the beggar seated 
outside the bank says, "Fine girl, Angel, please gimme money. God go bless you 
for this life." I hand over the money to him. 
Last year, an HR asked how much I wanted and before I could say N120000 is 
okay. lol, his colleague chipped in "Mr Aderemi this particular candidate looks so 
humble. . . Her smile is really infectious." 
I heard that and stupidly said "You guys can pay me anything like. I will 
manage." 
The HR said, "We will give you N20000 per month." 
Yimu! Do you know how much it cost to maintain this smile?
8. ABC Company is not the place for salary earners.
I can see that's your company core values. I understand you need my salary to 
keep up with your biannual vacation to Seychelles. No problem. 
I am going to work for you without pay. After all, I can do all things through 
Christ Who strengthens me. 
But what other incentives are you offering? Am I going to learn on the job? No. 
Would it advance my career development? Maybe. Would I have to cross third 
mainland bridge to work everyday? Yes. Do you have a company bus? No. 
Is your firm an advertising and communications firm, you know that's my dream 
career path? No. 
So why do you want to 'eat' my salary? No answer.
Gentlemen, let him who has ears, hear! 
From a pained job seeker.
Yours sincerely 
Naijasinglegirl.com
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Oga Interviewer, Don’t Ever Call Me Beautiful! (A Letter To Hr’s In Nigeria)

I am addressing this letter to every past ( & prospective HR) I have encountered in the cause of my job hunt because I want my next int...

10 Things Most Young Guys Do When Expecting Their Newly Found Girlfriends

You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. 
However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new 
and you are still being shark-ed
On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself 
doing one or two do of these things
Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories
Note : This is not a general assumption
10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends
1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not 
been swept for days
2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. 
That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off
3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty
4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity
5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)
6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it
7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time
8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well
9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend
10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring
Oooyah let forming begin
Feel free to add yours
Written By : Tosyne2much
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10 Things Most Young Guys Do When Expecting Their Newly Found Girlfriends

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If You Don’t Know What This Is , You Really Missed [See Photo]

Do you remember this? were u an addict? What name do you call it?

Will You Live In A House Built By Your Wife?

Some of them believe we live in a society where women should 
be seen and not heard.
When the reporter threw the question 
at some they even went ahead as rejecting it, saying they are 
the head of the home and it is wrong for their wives to build a 
house before them. Some said if she builds it, it must be in their 
name, while some totally said nothing on earth can ever make 
them live in a house built by a woman. Hear them yourselves 
when you continue after the cut.
Lasisi Bashiru: I can never do such a thing. As an African and a 
Yoruba man, the culture stipulates that if a woman is richer 
than her husband in terms of wealth, her wealth belongs to her 
husband. If my wife is therefore richer than me, she should give 
me the money to build the house myself on behalf of the family 
and it should be an internal arrangement that outsiders must 
know about it.
Akinsowon Francis: Yes/No. I can live in the house built by my 
wife if only I was pre-informed before she started the 
construction of the house. I cannot, because ideally it is a man’s 
responsibility to build a house for his wife and the children. 
Living in a house built by my wife then is like shifting my social 
and biological roles as the head of the family to her.
Peter Amosun: I can live in a house built by my wife only if she 
agrees I will still be the head, the controller, and the dictator of 
the house. And more so if my dignity won’t be destroyed by 
telling people around us.
David Fakeye: I cannot accept to do that. My wife should give 
me the money to build the house on behalf of the family than 
building the house herself. Culturally, it is expected of a woman 
that is richer than her husband to make her husband the 
controller of her money. Some women prefer their husbands 
to have a two-bedroom flat before building theirs even if it is a 
mansion.
Olusoji Kayode: The most important thing is love, if there is true 
love between us; there is nothing my wife will do that I won’t be 
happy about. There are times that God first bless the wife 
before the husband. If there is unity, there is nothing bad in 
living in the house built by my wife. I can only stay back if my 
wife is too proud and tells everybody around that she built the 
house.
Gabriel Olasunkanmi Olaokun: I can’t live in a house built by my 
wife because I won’t have a say in the house, she can do and 
undo at anytime. Women naturally are full of ego.
Saheed Ahmed Olaide: It can never happen, I can only do that 
when I am ready to die. If I should go to her house to celebrate 
with her and I mistakenly sleep there, if I should wake up at 
midnight I must find my way to my own house that night. May 
God never allow it to happen till the end of the world! I am not 
saying my wife should not build her house, but I can never 
sleep there.
Stanley Omeretin: It depends on my wife. It also depends on 
her level of maturity, if she thinks she can be comfortable with 
it, I can live with her. But if she is not, I don’t think I should live 
with her. If at first she is comfortable with it and later she is no 
longer comfortable with it, I will look for a way out by packing 
out and be comfortable with myself somewhere else. I am the 
man and I have to always be.
Adeleke Adeyemi: I can live in a house built by my wife 
inasmuch as I am the one who established a business for her. 
Both the house and the woman belong to me.
Wasiu Rasaq: I pray against such a negative thing from 
happening to me. Living in a house built by my wife is not a 
thing I pray for. May it not happen to me because it is a curse.
Rauf Kamarudeen: Living in a house built by someone’s wife is 
like sleeping on atan (dump site). I can’t because the insult will 
be too much. She will be the controller of everything and she 
decides what should be done in the house. You can’t accuse or 
warn her, she would tell you, if you are not comfortable with it, 
to pack out.
Adigun Abiodun: I can’t because women’s behaviour when they 
own something is different from their normal behaviour. They 
always feel they are on top of the world. No matter who or how 
a woman is, the ego is always there. If any misunderstanding 
should occur, the woman can send the man packing.
Segun Abegunde: The only condition that can make me live in 
the house built by my wife is if I knew from the onset that she 
was building one, but if I didn’t know, I cannot.
Oluwasegun Osisanyan: My response is no because the Bible 
says the husband is the head of the house. If I have to live in a 
house built by her it means that she has been made the head, 
naturally, I am supposed to be the head.
Ogasibe Adekunle: It is a bad thing and I can’t live there. She will 
later use this to get at me at any given time even if she does not 
at the start.
Segun Ajitoni: I would prefer to live in a house built by pigs than 
to live in a house built by my wife. Living in a house built by my 
wife makes her the head, the dictator and the controller of the 
house. No matter how submissive she is, a day will come that 
she would show that she is the owner of the house.
Source: http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2014/12/will-you-live-in-house-built-by- 
your.html?m=1
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Will You Live In A House Built By Your Wife?

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Is This The Most Awful Wedding Dress You've Ever Seen?

most anticipated aspect of the event- the bride's gown! Could it be from Vera Wang, 
Monique Lhuillier or from a dainty bridal store across the street? Ahhh, a bride is 
indeed a beautiful sight on her big day . 
But, wait 'til you see some horrible wedding dresses that were actually worn by 
(crazy) brides.
I mean it, they're horrible.. grin Bridal dress or circus costume? Are you sure about 
walking the isle? undecided
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Is This The Most Awful Wedding Dress You've Ever Seen?

most anticipated aspect of the event- the bride's gown! Could it be from Vera Wang, Monique Lhuillier or from a dainty bridal store acr...

THE 'RIGHT MAN'

I hear some ladies say, 'I need the right man'. To some ladies the right man is one 
that'll take them to Dubai in winter and summer for a shopping spree, spoil them with 
iPhone 6 and iPad tabs and carefully nest them in a duplex in VI or Lekki thoroughly 
furnished like Buckingham palace where they'll constantly drive out from and cruise 
around town in the latest Range Rover Sport automobile.
Most ladies want the right man but they go about it through the wrong means. If 
actually you need the right man you can't get him by seduction, nor control him by 
manipulation nor keep him by lying. If you sincerely need a man to take care of you 
(that doesn't mean you should become a 100% liability) you don't have to go to Jezebel 
for a tutorial. The bitter truth is this most ladies don't really know who the right man is 
because they've been hoodwinked by the type of men their peers flock with.
Most 21st century ladies want an already made man and as such their ability to build and 
manage homes and relationships are gone.
You don't find the right man in club houses and beer parlours, spiritual houses (for the 
devil can't give you any right man). To burst your bubbles they may not be seen in the 
church. To further burst your bubbles you as a lady can't find the right man.
If you must attract the right man as a life time partner you need GRACE & FAVOUR 
(Esther 2:17)
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THE 'RIGHT MAN'

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11 Silly Things Guys Do But Call It Love

1. Lying About Your House 
Some guys wouldn't want to take ladies to their 
house because they feel it will reduce their 
chances of dating, instead they will take them to 
the houses of their friends and claim that's where 
they stay
2. Eating Onions Instead Of Suya 
This really sounds like exaggeration but it happens. 
Some dudes will take a lady to a suya joint, only 
for the ladies to be eating suya while they will be 
eating onions with tears running down their chicks 
claiming they have phobia for eating suya
3. Every Lady You Spend Huge Amount Of Money 
On Automatically Deserves Bleeping 
Having spent so much on a lady in an attempt to 
tie her down, 
they believe the ladies automatically deserve 
bleeping cos they don't want their money to enter 
voice mail.. Who send you b4 ?
4. Operation Impress 
It's funny some dudes will borrow trousers, wrist 
watches, boxers, shoes, underwears ( just name 
it). It's funny they borrow ridiculous things just 
to impress ladies
5. You Must Be An Average Liar For A Lady To 
Fall For You 
Yeah, some dudes believe you have to lie about 
some certain things so as to increase your chances 
of being loved. They will lie about their finances, 
institutions, families and status . Most 
importantly, they will place themselves above what 
they are not
6.Being Unnecessary Nice To Ladies 
Some friends can watch you suffer without 
rendering any assistance but will start acting like 
messiah thereby running helter skelter when it 
comes to the female folks
7. Solving A Lady's Problem Before Your Own 
I have seen a situation where a dude subscribed a 
month BIS subscription for a lady and started 
begging us for N50 MTN transfer just to make an 
important call that might fetch him a job **shm**
8. Faking Your Voice 
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a 
conductor but the moment they pick up their 
phones to receive a lady's call, they will start 
sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl
9. Being Unnecessary Caring To Ladies Than Your 
Siblings 
Some dudes can't go to an expense of buying 
drugs worth N500 when their sibblings are ill but 
can empty their pocket when a lady says she's 
hungry. The lady must be thinking he does exact 
thing to his siblings and friends ** if I hear **
10. Being Too Harsh On Dudes & Cold On Ladies 
Some guys act like tigers in dealing with their 
felow male folks and start acting nice to the 
female folks. We must have seen cases when a guy 
shares his views and observations and some dudes 
will pick offence in it thereby raining curses but 
when a lady shares a similar views, they will 
become King Solomon thereby giving word of 
wisdom
11. Loosing Your Sense Of Reasoning When A Lady 
Calls Your Name 
A dude can turn
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