1. Lying About Your House
Some guys wouldn't want to take ladies to their
house because they feel it will reduce their
chances of dating, instead they will take them to
the houses of their friends and claim that's where
they stay
2. Eating Onions Instead Of Suya
This really sounds like exaggeration but it happens.
Some dudes will take a lady to a suya joint, only
for the ladies to be eating suya while they will be
eating onions with tears running down their chicks
claiming they have phobia for eating suya
3. Every Lady You Spend Huge Amount Of Money
On Automatically Deserves Bleeping
Having spent so much on a lady in an attempt to
tie her down,
they believe the ladies automatically deserve
bleeping cos they don't want their money to enter
voice mail.. Who send you b4 ?
4. Operation Impress
It's funny some dudes will borrow trousers, wrist
watches, boxers, shoes, underwears ( just name
it). It's funny they borrow ridiculous things just
to impress ladies
5. You Must Be An Average Liar For A Lady To
Fall For You
Yeah, some dudes believe you have to lie about
some certain things so as to increase your chances
of being loved. They will lie about their finances,
institutions, families and status . Most
importantly, they will place themselves above what
they are not
6.Being Unnecessary Nice To Ladies
Some friends can watch you suffer without
rendering any assistance but will start acting like
messiah thereby running helter skelter when it
comes to the female folks
7. Solving A Lady's Problem Before Your Own
I have seen a situation where a dude subscribed a
month BIS subscription for a lady and started
begging us for N50 MTN transfer just to make an
important call that might fetch him a job **shm**
8. Faking Your Voice
The voice of some guys is as deep as that of a
conductor but the moment they pick up their
phones to receive a lady's call, they will start
sounding like Michael Jackson just to impress a girl
9. Being Unnecessary Caring To Ladies Than Your
Siblings
Some dudes can't go to an expense of buying
drugs worth N500 when their sibblings are ill but
can empty their pocket when a lady says she's
hungry. The lady must be thinking he does exact
thing to his siblings and friends ** if I hear **
10. Being Too Harsh On Dudes & Cold On Ladies
Some guys act like tigers in dealing with their
felow male folks and start acting nice to the
female folks. We must have seen cases when a guy
shares his views and observations and some dudes
will pick offence in it thereby raining curses but
when a lady shares a similar views, they will
become King Solomon thereby giving word of
wisdom
11. Loosing Your Sense Of Reasoning When A Lady
Calls Your Name
A dude can turn
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