This article is to give a little insight on the cute and funny things ladies do after
break up.
1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first move. As soon as the guy breaks
their heart, the next thing is to delete his number. But you know what’s annoying
about this? It doesn’t change anything because we still have the ex’s phone number
stored up in our brains. Ask them in five years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I know most people can relate to this. We
all have that friend who had a bad break up and next thing, she thinks she has a BSc
in dating. Relationships become her favourite topic. She suddenly wants to give
relationship advice at the slightest chance, even if hers did not work. She knows how
not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom they loved so much breaks their hearts,
next thing is church. They forgot God was their companion before the break up, but
as soon as the break up happens, they have the front row in church, their voices
would be the loudest during service and would go to church 10 times a day if they
have to. Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as soon as they find love again,
it’s back to square one . Thank God our God is a Merciful One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies always have a sense of empowerment after
a bad break-up. You start to see things like, #teamsingleandlovingit,
#teamsingleforever etc
even though we are dying inside. We suddenly have our little NGOs and become
allergic to men. I pity some toasters during this period because they will smell pepper!
5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a break up that we remember that food
is our best friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice cream and the biggest bowl of
KFC chicken, or even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to stupor. The truth of
the matter is, it doesn’t make us feel any better but we do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to
remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying their eyeballs out after every scene.
We all know how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is. Even when you are in the
best relationship, that song just has a way of making you feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything reminds you of the ex. One second
they are happy, the next you see the type of car your ex owns, or smell his cologne
somewhere and they are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!
8. STALKING : This is a common factor amongst the ladies. After a bad break up,
they would stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even dial his number a couple of
times with a strange number. Then when he says hello, they hang up or just remain
silent. We know some of you are guilty. Women are the best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t noticed this, when a girl is single, she
never stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends will never let her. She would
always want to go out and have
that fun she would never have had with her ex. It is always a plus when they know
that their ex would be at the event. If their ex will be there, they would kak up
(dress to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is missing. Besides, Mr. Right can
be found anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time, they turn to good girl gone bad if they
can’t handle themselves. Those toasters she kept on hold while she was dating become
her besties and we all know the things that go along with that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done at least one of these listed above.
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