Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for
them, and they are one thing I'll always thank
God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their
lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their
warehouse of abundance . As a semi-badt
guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here.
Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.
1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone : Whether on
the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a
guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his
voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's
talking to his great grandmother who just had ear
surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?
2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a
guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive
you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for
this one too. A smile can cost more than the price
they call. Na after you buy you go know the
difference between Isoko and Sokoto
3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are
just simple things guys do and this one is like the
simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys
know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh!
listen...) Guys believe that once they can make
you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord
Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the
women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm
not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really
works.
4. Make you talk : A guy that knows 'wasup' will
always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY
about yourself. Things that concern you, your
hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully
ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the
Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So
simple. Once they get you talking and talking and
talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest,
your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.
5. Walk slowly : A slow stride in a guy signifies
some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that
you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO
FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to
secure the last seat before his molue leaves for
heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and...
two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the
ladies start tripping.
6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about
this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst
part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl
think, "Hmmm... just maybe"
7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive
or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and
the clothes are ironed, ladies just start
considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with
correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u
Lord Jesus!
8. Clean Skin : O boy! I don't know where to start
from in this one. A 20-something year old lady
almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz
of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies
love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy
maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all
clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves.
They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me"
9. Deepened Voice : Another simple trick that
throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds
deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing
"ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they
even know this voice thing comes as early as
puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy
must be having 'selection problem'.
10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came
to your mind when you saw that last word SEX .
See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the
word SEX, or writes about the word,SEX or even
sneezes a note about the word SEX, ladies die
once. It's like something falls off their brain and
crashes into their "down there" causing
irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and
girls, I have to argue that girls love SEX more
than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still,
that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future
virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw
this guy today and my body was so scratching me,
like this and like that... I just did it to get it over
with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!
HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue
to deceive you even after reading this. God help
us! Comments and bashing are welcome
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